Jerked-up 

To be in the condition of a careless and reckless person

He's always jerked-up... He doesn't even say hi when he sees me.

Jerked-up by itishwhatitis March 17, 2024

Jerked in

To be dialed in, focused, also could be used as hooked up in a VIP situation.

"My boy has a skybox at the garden, the staff delivers him drugs, if you go to the game with him, he's got it all jerked in."
"Is this taken care of? Don't worry about it, it's all jerked in."
"What's up man? I can't talk right now, I'm all jerked in."

Jerked in by nellsyeah November 23, 2025

Jamaican Jerked 

To receive a hand job after an intense sunburn on one's genitalia.

After lying naked in the sun for hours, John got a sunburn on his dong. He went home and his girlfriend Jamaican Jerked him with Aloe Vera.

Jamaican Jerked by Rufioau January 18, 2009

Roller Jerked 

When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.

Dude, your running buddy just got roller jerked!

Roller Jerked by RunnerBoy June 15, 2016

Alley Jerked 

Getting a hand job from a cheap hooker in an alley way. Usually behind the dumpster or outside the "EXIT" door of the building you're getting the hand job at.

"Dude I just got Alley Jerked behind that warehouse for only four dollars!"

Alley Jerked by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

When's the last time you jerked off? 

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

When's the last time you jerked off? by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog 

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.

I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog by MichaelKB December 13, 2005