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Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.
Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?

your not invited to my birthday party 

your not invited to my birthday party anymore said the annoying shithead

your not invited to my birthday party 

your not invited to my birthday party said the annoying ass shithead

That one guy nobody invited 

That one unwanted person who ALWAYS finds a way to get into your conversations no matter the topic.
You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”

self invite 

A self invite, or SI, occurs when someone decides to invite themselves into an activity to which they were not explicitly invited.

An "epic SI" is a derivative of the SI, where this person continues to invite themselves after being explicitly told "you are NOT invited".

Very frequently, this type of social ineptitude leads to being labeled your dawg in jest.
Mich showed up at my Super Bowl party and ate all the chips. I didn't invite him, so he self invited himself!
self invite by moraleboatanchor March 24, 2013

mad invite 

A phrase used when you weren't invited to a particular event.
Friend uploads group photo of their birthday party onto Facebook.
You comment: MAD INVITE
mad invite by lonely anon2 May 25, 2014