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Hippie Invite 

When someone is wasted at the club and invites you to a party, then forgets who you are when you show up.
"Did you have a good time at that house party?"
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."

Fresh Invite 

Not being thought of when your friends plan on doing something fun. Being excluded from something when you had free time. NOT GETTING THE INVITE
Me: So what did you do this weekend?
Joshua: AYE i had lunch with Arianna Grande, Kersten and Viktor!
Me: FRESH INVITE!
Fresh Invite by SexyBoy1994 September 20, 2012

conjugally invite 

to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee
mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company

bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews
conjugally invite by investor February 17, 2009

courtesy invite 

An event invitation sent to someone solely for the reason that one feels obligated to do so.

For example, there are three roommates and you know two of them well. You may not know the third person as well as the other two--or you just don't like them--yet you feel obligated to invite that person too so things won't get awkward.
Cory: So who's on the invite list?

Bob: . . . Amber, Emily, Roxy--

Cory: I thought you didn't like Roxy . . . ?

Bob: I don't. But they're roommates, so I just sent her a courtesy invite so that things wouldn't get awkward.
courtesy invite by shoppingcartman February 27, 2011

pity invite 

An invitation given to someone only out of sympathy or pity. Usually given right before an event, so the other person is very unlikely to attend.
When Daryl gave us that last-minute pity invite to tonight's party, we knew he didn't want us there.
pity invite by tcornsimp January 14, 2008

non-invite 

when a person brings up an event or happening and follows it with a statement about why a person would not like it or want to go.
I'm going to this party this weekend but there will be freshman there so you probably wouldn't like it.
or
I knew it was a non-invite when she brought it up then told me immediately afterward I wouldnt like it because I wouldnt like the music.
non-invite by Silent_Rob April 6, 2007