Guatemolian 

A person with Guatemolian ancestry.

Julian Morales: Hey, you know I’m Guatemolian right?

Guatemolian by Emperor Caesar Augustus November 30, 2019

Gusher Crusher

The act of sticking Gushers into your partner's anus, having them clench hard enough to burst the gushers open, then sucking the gusher goo from their cornhole

Amanda: "Justin gave me a Gusher Crusher last night. I gotta say, it was pretty fun"

Laurel: "I just love giving my boyfriend Gusher Crusher's, Watermelon blast is my favourite!"

Gusher Crusher by FuelWaster January 6, 2019

Guatemalan Tortilla 

When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here

Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla

Guatemalan Tortilla by 917534 January 18, 2019

Guatemalan Sunrise

An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.

I gave my lady a Guatemalan Sunrise and saved myself a trip to Starbucks.

Guatemalan Sunrise by Jsweet April 22, 2014

Gunster 

Someone seriously into guns and shooting, probably a member of a shooting. Someone who shoots on a regular basis.

That gunster is always at the range.

Gunster by Gunster UK January 28, 2017

Guatemalan Neck Brace 

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.

I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.

Guatemalan Neck Brace by Don Jr. April 19, 2010

Guatemelon 

A cantaloupe-shaped superhero with a cape!

"Watch out Captain Planet! Here comes Guatemelon!"

Guatemelon by The Guatemelon October 20, 2015