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Self greened 

When a Mario Kart 64 character is hit by one of their own green turtle shells. It usually happens by accident, and can sometimes change the outcome of a race or battle.
Player 1: How did I pass you?
Player 2: I self greened on the last lap.
Self greened by mip042 March 22, 2010
The act of greening is to smoke to much kush nd to enter a state of paralysis. AKA to enter the 7th dimension while also booting. It is a known fact that men dont come out the same after a deep green. While in a green u might feel: like the world is spinning around you, enter a coma fro 12 hours and die
fuck barry is greened again
Greened by Barrydoesnt green May 10, 2020
the act of being played or taken advantage of.
someone: "john said that he thinks your fat!"
john: "wow nigga, why you gotta greeze me."

"That dude just greezed me of my money!"

someone: "hey take everything out of jake's bag"

jake: "why you guys greezin me?"
greezed by xkrnxballarx March 25, 2009

gleet vt. gleet, gleeted, gleeting 

to eject a projectile spary of spittle from one's mouth; often occurs while yawning.
Ew, Suzie yawned, and she totally gleeted all over my sweater vest!
When you suddenly grab someone or something in a quick manner.
"Did you see how that guy just greebed his girlfriend's hand?"
greebed by picklegorl September 9, 2018

walmart greeter 

The most degrading job in the world.
"I know! She should totally be demoted to a Walmart greeter."
walmart greeter by juxtaposer December 25, 2008