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tree felling fart

A type of fart that when emitted, sounds like the distant creaking of a tree after it has been carefully cut and is in the process of slowly falling.
I was in the kitchen as I heard what I thought was a tree falling outdoors but then I realized it was a tree felling fart and it was coming from my husband who was standing right beside me!

Murphy's Far Falling Unreachable Theory 

The theory that when we accidentally drop an object (where ever we happen to be at the moment) it no doubt falls or rolls to the farthest, unreachable place. It is a mysterious theory that never fails to happen.
I was putting on my make up and my lipstick fell on the floor. Murphy's Far Falling Unreachable Theory kicked in because it was no where to be found. I had to hunt and excavate the room in order to finally find it behind the dresser under the rug.

Keep Your Head Up Princess, Your Tiara Is Falling

it's a comical way to say "keep going" or "push through" or whatever. its supposed to be an encouraging quote and usually serves its purpose, also making that person smile
"dude i've been so sad. i can't believe he left me for that other girl"
"hey, keep your head up princess, your tiara is falling"

falling off

going from being successful to a failure
Vanilla Ice's punk ass fell off
falling off by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Falling for you 

The state of mind you are in, when you are starting to fall in love with a person
Babe, I think im falling for you
Falling for you by Zenneth Dyack January 27, 2005

Falling Out 

A fight leading to separation. This can occur in any relationship, including families and frinedships. The separated parties generally pretend that those on the other side no longer exist.
Mike: Should we stay at Jeff's place tonight?
Tim: No way man. Me and him had a falling out.
Falling Out by fox April 25, 2005