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freshly-milked energy 

The energy one gets after being milked by a woman, either from a marvellous blowjob or a tittyfuck.

It usually consists of a renewed feeling of oneself, along with some slight overconfidence in one's ability to get milked again. Also induces feelings of tranquillity, mental clarity, and happiness. Highly recommended before a tough job interview.
Alfredo: *walks in with a slight bounce to his step*
Mario: you just got laid didn't you?

Alfredo: Yeeea boi
Mario: awww shiiiet, you got that freshly-milked energy!
Alfredo: I can do anything now!

Freshly squeezed

Referring to a small new born child straight from the mothers womb.
Did you see that women's baby, kid was freshly squeezed!
Freshly squeezed by Paddylebee October 21, 2014

Freshly Floundered 

When a woman has recently contracted an infection in her vagina that releases a bothersome, fishy odor. Usually caused by bacterial vaginosis.
1)
"There is a 75% chance that the woman who just walked by us was freshly floundered."
"How can you tell??"
"She reeked of fish."

2) There's only a few reasons a woman ever smells like fish. You better hope she wasn't freshly floundered.
Freshly Floundered by K-Andy May 29, 2010

freshly bummed eyes 

When a persons eyes are all bloodshot and red as if they have been crying from severe pain from being freshly analed for the first time.
"Jaaaames?! Have you got freshly bummed eyes?"

Freshly Snipes 

1.Implying one to be "fresh to def" as made famous by DJ Manny Fresh.

2. Describes someone dressed and groomed amazingly
John was dressed for his wedding looking Freshly Snipes

freshly fucked 

the look of just having just had sex/fucked. Hair all wild, face flushed, bone breaking sex leaves a look to you. Freshly fucked is the only thing that can describe that look. just-got-fucked hair
freshly fucked by delusi0n December 15, 2004