Franking Privilege 

When you are getting ready to do a girl from behind you take a slightly warmed hot dog and stick it in her vagina instead. You then declare "It's in there!" then you sneak out of the room and wait to see how long it takes until she notices that it's not you.

Chris: I totally gave my girlfriend the franking privilege last night!

JC: Was she pissed when she found out it was a hot dog?

Chris: Yeah, but then I face fucked her and told her to shut up.

Franking Privilege by DickVanDiken December 17, 2008

frazzing 

Frantic, ineffective multitasking, typically with the delusion that you are getting a lot done. The quality of the work, however, is poor. Often performed by the frazzled.

I would have finished that task if I wasn't frazzing.

frazzing by moonfever0 August 29, 2008

Franking 

Verb for actions at work when you're past pretending you care about work and are being "frank" in that you don't care about work. For example, showing up late or leaving early often, not calling clients back, never being in your office, always being in other peoples office socializing,web surfing on sports cites, sitting at your desk texting and instant messaging, Etc.

Emma is so franking it; yesterday she didnt call in out for work and today she called in sick for but then posted pics of herself on facebook drinking rolling rock in her back yard with her feet in a kiddie pool.

Franking by Bangarang1234 March 6, 2015

fransing

v. Rabbiting on endlessly and with great enthusiasm about the latest quirky thing on the internet.

...............................

...and there was this guy in a giant duck suit (You just have to see his expression!) and he was eating a peach! A peach! I swear to God! You have to see it. I could download show you right now if you want ...

I've enjoyed your fransing just now and I'd love to hear more, but I've got this stabbing victim to attend to.

fransing by gnostic 1 September 21, 2013

Franking a cigar

To smoke a cigar so far down that it burns your fingers.

The barista emptied the ash tray but didn't realize I was Franking a cigar!

Franking a cigar by Biff the bully June 3, 2017

Franking 

To rearrange the first letters in a two or three word phrase. If the first two letters of either word create a distinct sound such as ch, sh or th, feel free to move the first 2 letters.

Examples of franking: parking shuttle becomes sharking puttle. Dirty poodle becomes pirty doodle. Chad Allen Meyers become Mad Allen Cheyers.

Franking by thepolkm April 13, 2013

Franking 

Lying to someone, not telling the truth. Trying to make oneself look better by lying to others.

Yo, stop franking me bro!
Why you franking me?

Franking by Berardi November 28, 2013