Faux Foning 

Pretending to talk on the phone, send or receive text messages, when one feels shy, bored, left out, or does not want to talk to someone. This may also extend to include the use of Apps and Social Media. The Faux Foner is often attempting to seem more popular in the situation.

A person is Faux Foned when some one else pretend to use their phone in order to avoid talking to them.

He was talking all kinds of shit, and was really starting to annoy me... I faux foned that my dog was in the hospitall, and got the hell out of there.

No one was talking to me at the party so I was Faux Foning, when this really hot guy came up to me!

Faux Foning by Flyboi1980 July 17, 2011

fonting 

When you type words with malicious intent.

Are you joking or fonting me right now Targ.

fonting by iDenzilla January 3, 2015

Fozzing 

The act of holding a spliff and talking for an extended period of time rather than toking or passing it on. Named after Fozz, who was often guilty of doing so.

Hey Fozz, stop fozzing!

Fozzing by Rik10k October 18, 2008

funzinger 

A comment that is fun and a zinger.

My last comment was a funzinger.

funzinger by Goodblatt June 20, 2023

Fonging 

Fonging is when you take the rack out of your oven, tie two strings around the end, wrap the other end of the strings around your fingers, and then bend over slightly from the waist and put your fingers in your ears, at which point others gently tap on the rack with kitchen utensils such as wooden salad spoons, turkey basters, or screwdrivers and it makes an amazing sound in your head.

Fonging with your friends is a great way to have fun.

Fonging by Erasmus Caffery October 4, 2006

Fonzinoon 

Someone who farts in the bathtub and pops the bubbles with their teeth.

My girlfriend took a bath the other day and I walked in on her just as she was doing a fonzinoon.

Fonzinoon by Dan "the man" W. July 16, 2008

fopzinger 

A blue monkey one sees when they sniff nail polish remover.
see stidge

Whoa.Wazzup,Fopzinger? Is that rainbow-colored unicorn for me?

fopzinger by Destiny March 23, 2005