Flushed and Washed

Flushing and washing is the act of licking someone's asshole, often preceded by kissing and licking their ass cheeks and ass crack, and often accompanied by kissing and fingering their asshole. A true flush and wash enthusiast will also insert the tip of his or her tongue into the asshole of his or her partner. Flushing and washing is often considered a sign of respect, affection, and even love, because, as should be obvious, you don't stick your tongue up just anybody's ass.

Damn Kyle did you get flushed and washed last night? Youre in a great mood!

Hey Brendan can you take my shift on Monday? I don't know Maggie can you toss my salad?

Flushed and Washed by Blackstallion86 August 16, 2021

flushed abortion 

The act of masterbation and releasing your nut into a toliet and flushing your seamen down the drain

Dude 1: yo why were you in the bathroom so long
Dude 2: sorry bro, I had to performer a flushed abortion before going to the movies
Dude 1: true that bro

flushed abortion by meowsierz777 February 13, 2015

flushed away 

flushed away is an act in which a man inserts a live rat into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have sex with her until ejaculating then eating her out while trying to eating the rat alive

bruh1: what did you do again????
bruh2: I performed a flushed away on her man

flushed away by shiokarai December 14, 2019

Flushed my cache

Slang/code word used between geeks, once they have finished viewing online porn.

1. Means they have have literally flushed the web browser's cache as to leave no evidence of viewing porn.

2. Blowing their load whilst/after watching online porn.

I flushed my cache so my mom will not find out.

That babe online was hot, I flushed my cache with excitement, got it all over the keyboard.

Flushed my cache by da_rowdy_one July 6, 2011

flushed out 

ugly as fuck.

he flushed out for real

flushed out by anonymous August 2, 2021

Flushed the Mouse

Doing something not well, losing having a hard time. I.e. heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show

He went 0 for 4 at the plate last night. He really “flushed the mouse”. They really “flushed the mouse” when they lost by 31 points. He was on his dream date and “flushed the mouse with her by acting like an idiot. No second date for him.

Flushed the Mouse by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024

Flushed the mouse

Losing badly, doing something terribly, something almost tragic. As heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show.

He went 0-4 last night. He really flushed the mouse. They flushed the mouse when they lost by 31 points. He really flushed the mouse with his date when he got too drunk.

Flushed the mouse by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024