Fix it up 

To have a sexual encounter with someone. Typically a hook-up.

Johnny: Bro remember when Vanessa sucked both of us off for a vape
Chris: Lmao how could I forget?

Johnny: True, I'm tryna fix it up with her so bad

Fix it up by Brandsyhsgs March 20, 2023

Fix It Again, Tony 

It’s the acronym for Ford, as discussed by Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble) on King of the Hill.

Dale: I know what’s wrong with it. It’s a Ford. You know what Ford stands for, don’t cha? It stands for Fix It Again, Tony.

Hank: You’re thinking of a Fiat, Dale.

Dale: fix it again…

Fix It Again, Tony by Kmart Queen October 30, 2023

I'll fix it 

The act of aggressively beating something such as a laptop with your fist or elbow while screaming I'LL FIX IT

He yelled I'll fix it and started to slam laptop #2 until it started to buzz implying it was fixed

I'll fix it by SpinyVenus November 27, 2019

Briggsy'll Fix It 

A short-lived 1990s television programme based on Jim'll Fix It in which gay art icon Briggsy made the dreams of homosexuals come true. One classic episode featured Briggsy riding a greased pig through Liverpool before masturbating into the River Mersey whilst singing "I am what I am"

Homosexual 1: I really want to be gang-buggered by a colony of baboons.

Homosexual 2: Briggsy'll Fix It!

Briggsy'll Fix It by Des Lynam's Love-Gland November 27, 2006

if it ain't broke, don't fix it 

The old school version of predictive maintenance.

One of the quickest ways to break something is to fix it when it ain't broken.

if it ain't broke, don't fix it by Downstrike December 14, 2004

if it ain't broke don't fix it 

do not try to repair it if it is not needed

As far as phones go, if it ain't broke don't fix it.

if it ain't broke don't fix it by The Return of Light Joker June 15, 2010

My bra is too tight, can you fix it? 

Every boi dreams of a girl saying this to them

Girl: My bra is too tight, can you fix it?
Emo boi: RAWR XD
Girl: *blushes*

My bra is too tight, can you fix it? by emoboi182 December 5, 2022