Oral Fistfuck 

(awr-uhl-fist-fuhk) noun
1. The act of forcing one's enclosed fist into another person's gaping mouth for sexual arousal and pleasure.
2. A brutal death metal band from Switzerland.
3. A track by Slovakian brutal death metal band 'Sanatorium', featured in their album, "Celebration of Exhumation."

"These guys are from Switzerland and they're called 'Oral Fistfuck'... Now there's an activity I would not suggest to come up with at a first date." - Ed Veter, under the Youtube username 'InfidelAmsterdam'.

Oral Fistfuck by Anonymous666777 February 16, 2013

fistfull 

when someone asks if you have been fisten, the correct reply is: "by the fistFUUUUUULLLL!!!!!!!" it is simply crass and bad mannered to reply with anything else! A fistfull is when u get heaps of action with the chicks!

been fisten?
by the fistfull!
been footen?
by the footfull!
craven morehead!
who is craven morehead?
apparently you are hahahaha!

fistfull by late Cummer April 16, 2006

fistular intercourse

a.k.a. fist fuck.
1) To insert a fist into a bodily orfice in a sexual manner.
2) to beat the crap out of using your fists.

1) She was a freak for large objects,so Petie gave her some fistular intercourse.
2)When John puked on her shoes, Wanda performed fistular intercourse upon his nasal passages.

fistular intercourse by pappapittmudman January 28, 2005

Fistula 

Dracula's gay brother. You know, the one that enters your room late at night with a bottle of lube and that cheeky grin that says, 'That's right. I'm all about the ass.'

Did you hear about Donny? Word is that Fistula got to him the other night! Hasn't been able to sit right for a few days!

Fistula by Hektik Slice September 5, 2012

Fistfucker

One who fistfucks.

You are one pathetic little fistfucker.

Fistfucker by i.e. July 15, 2007

couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory

Extremely disorganized, incompetent, or completely lacking in managerial or personnel skills. Often results in a jug fuck or clusterfuck. Is related to the peter principle.

Traditionally used in military/business culture.

"Bob's putting together the presentation for Biggie Corp? Aw shit, he couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory."

couldn't organize a fistfuck in a glove factory by CodeSmith May 28, 2009

fistfucking 

a joyful activity which a woman enjoys to undergo. Feeling a hand inside. Ask the famous band Rockbitch for a demonstration.

To fist a fuck

fistfucking by the fistfuck expert April 10, 2003