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This is a specific type of ratchet...one juicy j would likely say no to. This is a very large woman that also has ratchet tendencies (see ratchet). She tends to be the one dancing on tables/counters at parties when no one wants to see her there.
"That girl is a straight ratchet bro..."
"Do you see how big she is? She's a fatchet!!!"

"Oh shit there's a fatchet dancing on the table again and she's stripping...nobody wants to see that"
fatchet by Crainwreck July 13, 2013
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1. a level of drunkeness that exceeds "wasted" or "f'ed up".

2. a level of drunkeness that includes violent outbursts, regretable hook-ups, verbal confrontations, and holes in walls, doors, etc., that you have to be told of the next morning b/c you don't remember anything.

3. can include cowboy boots and other funny accesories.
"man, you were fitched last night"

"he's drunk... wait no, he's FITCHED"
Fitched by Michael C May 21, 2005

FATchelorette Party

FATchelorette Party or for men, FATchelor Party – When you know you are starting a diet and/or work out routine, you consume all of your favorite foods that you love and would never eat ever again. a.k.a. You’re last day of food freedom.
Before I start my diet tomorrow I'm going to have a good ol' fashioned FATchelorette party, with brownies, ice cream and cookies!

fatcheeks 

A person that has an uncanny ability to be cheeky and greedy at the same time
"hey fatcheeks no matter what you spin you aint gettin it"
fatcheeks by L.K.NO October 25, 2006
To screw up royally for no reason. When all is well and perfect and things are going smoothly then one decides to over complicate something for no reason what so ever. With a end result that leads to an epic loss without warrant of common sense. Yet doing it with the utmost entitlment and confidence.
The race car driver was in the lead until he fitched it by turned the wheel into the wall it for no reason and losing the race. Then saying it was part of the plan. When in reality there is no thought process behind it at all.
Fitched by Sad truth January 3, 2017
to be higher than you have ever been high in your life, the highest you can get
"I was so futched last night i ate 9 banana splits at sonic."