Faceblock 

A condition among Facebookers where one loses the ability to post status updates or comments to the posts of others.

Person 1: Hey man, are you okay? I haven't seen much from you on Facebook. I was starting to think you were dead.

Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.

Faceblock by Riconator September 26, 2009

Facebloke 

One who is constantly on, and annoying people while using facebook.

This facebloke Cody, constantly posts stupid stories on my wall.
The only thing more annoying than Gilbert Goadfrey's voice is a facebloke.
Once a facebloke, always a facebloke

Facebloke by Elliot R January 3, 2008

Facebooked 

When a person gets entered from behind by a dick so massive that it exits their face. Often times leaving the person open wide like the guest book at a wedding.

Tragedy struck our small town when the prom queen was facebooked at a party last night. Authorities have placed viagra in the local water supply and are confident the hardened criminal will soon be apprehended.

Facebooked by Fun Uncle Captain Ken May 21, 2016

Faceblock 

Blocking someone so they cannot find you on Facebook, for whatever reason.

"I faceblocked my ex so he wouldn't be able to stalk me anymore!"

Ty: "I don't know what to do...I defriended Laura on Facebook but she keeps friend requesting me. She doesn't get the hint!"

Angie: "Why don't you Faceblock her? Then she can't find you anymore."

Faceblock by scorpio813 July 6, 2009

facebooked 

hitting someone in the face with a book

Yo, she got outta line so I facebooked her and now shes missing three teeth.

facebooked by j smoove operator March 14, 2009

facebooked 

v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook

That guy I made out with last night facebooked me this morning...

facebooked by RCMo January 27, 2005

facebooked 

When you are too busy on facebook to do anything else.Early symptom of Facebook addiction and a sign that you need to get a life.

Gerald: Yo dude a bunch of us are trying to go to the club man are you free?
Samuel: Sorry man, I just saw my schedule and I'm facebooked on all of my time slots.

facebooked by frankreynolds July 24, 2010