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drunky McDouche bag 

A guy who drinks excessively and does obscene things like piss at a stop sign in the middle of the street and when caught by the cops he tells them he threw up, a guy that shows to work drunk almost every day and drinks so much that he actually passes for not being drunk at all. A guy who is a Marine and about to be a private.
Drunky McDouche Bag Frankie got a DUI over the 96 weekend and then a few weeks later went surfing in the bed of a pickup truck while drunk on a freeway at 80 miles an hour.
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Drunky Monkey 

The act of "ruining" someone else's drink by slam dunking an entire banana into it. Sometimes the results are positive, other times it is tragic.
I gave Jimmy the Drunky Monkey. It ruined his beer.

OR

I tried to wreck Jimmy's drink by giving him the Drunky Monkey. He liked it better after I did.
Drunky Monkey by Captain Icehole August 11, 2014

Drunky Doors

When you're half asleep and you think your door is drunk af.
Oh mate are they drunky doors I see?
Drunky Doors by Babaaaa February 23, 2017

Drunky McDrunkface

Why so Drunky McDrunkface Goodman?

Drunky Brewster

Drunky Brewster - It's a play on words. meaning A Drunk Girly who is so wasted like the girl from the show punky brewster.. So wasted that she wheres a bandanna around her leg..
You see that fine ass girl over there?

Yeah?

Shes a Drunky Brewster. Maybe she'll let me hit it..

Drunky Weather 

The feeling one has when they wake up after drinking the night before.
Man, you look Drunky Weather.
How do you feel? Drunky weather.
Drunky Weather by Ghostdog72 October 20, 2008

Drunky McDrunk

An affectionate but mocking term for a friend or comrade who is a little worse for wear whilst you aren't, and who is either lairy or comes up with a silly idea
Clifford: "we'll have some more shots, then get those girls over there to come with us to Mozarts and we'll convince them to stay open late and i'll borrow the DJs decks...."
Louis : "alright Drunky McDrunk, lets just get a taxi"
Drunky McDrunk by SC88 July 9, 2010