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Drunkelstiltskin 

A person who when you're drunk you can only guess their name.
The next round is on Drunkelstiltskin.

Drunkenstein 

A person who gets so drunk that the can no longer hold conversations, talk normally or function like a normal human. Drunkenstein can usually only stiffly walk to the bar and order more booze in a language only a bartender will understand.

Drunkensteins tend to grunt and groan more frequently than normal drunks.

Drunkenstein has been known to say "Booze gooood, water baaad!"
Check out Drunkenstein heading back to the bar. I bet he's not ordering water!
Drunkenstein by Fritopia March 18, 2009

Drunken Karaoke 

When a female is going down on a male, and she so drunk she can't seem to put the penis into her mouth, yet she's moaning at it as it sloshes around her face. This is usually accompanied with a fair amount of saliva which in turn, smears her hair onto her face and looks like sweat from a live concert performance.
My god. Last night was insane! She totally did a drunken karaoke.
Drunken Karaoke by -djb- April 7, 2011

drunken autopilot 

a cognitive state in which you act without self-awareness or restraint as a result of drinking many alcoholic beverages;
"she went thru Sunday on drunken autopilot"; "Her fell down some stairs last night. Her knows better than to drunken autopilot alone"
drunken autopilot by dfro May 5, 2006

Drunkest girl at the party 

The girl/guy that either gets really drunk or acts drunk to get attention.
That dude was totally being the drunkest girl at the party when he fell in the pool.

Dunked your cooter

a localized version of “putting your foot into”something” / “she put her whole pussy into that,” doing the most
Wow Steve, this latte is so good! You really dunked your cooter into that!”
Dunked your cooter by amxd December 9, 2022