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drummers syndrome 

The condition of Drummers Syndrome occurs once a person owns a pair of drumsticks and/or a Drum Kit. This condition is only curable by selling the drum associated products and buying an instrument that actually requires a stave, clef and key.
Symptoms of Drummers Syndrome include;
- Poor, Tasteless and unfunny jokes.
- constant twitching, resulting in tapping objects
- bad hearing and repeating the last word/s in sentence or question said to them
- other symptoms bear resemblance to mental illness, autism and other mental ratardations.
Typical Drummers Syndrome situations

Drummer Joke;
Drummer: What's yellow and can't swim?
Human: What?
Drummer: Tractor

Drummers Twitch;
Steve's Twitching like a drummer

Drummer bad hearing;
Human: hey jake, can you get me a drink?
Drummer (aka jake): A drink?
drummers syndrome by figjamjames November 2, 2007
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Drummers Hand

This pain occurs usually in your hand when you're done drumming. It's usually sore for a day or two but yet, you can still play drums.
After Slipknot was done with their concert, the drummer had drummers hand from drumming too hard for too long.
Drummers Hand by Drummer123 June 7, 2011

Drummers Muscles

Coined by Ashton Irwin, apparently playing the drums gives you tough muscles
He’s lucky he left or I’d have got him with my drummers muscles
Drummers Muscles by KangaRue80 July 17, 2022

girl drummers

Girl drummers are girls that drum duh but don't find themselves madly in love with a guy in drum line. Who wants to be a drummer cause thats who she is at heart. Who isn't afriad of what the guys will say when shes gone or that they like her or not.
Does that girl drummer like that snare player? Nope!
girl drummers by Aj February 4, 2004

girl drummers

A girl who plays the drums, but 30,000 times better than stupid meg white.
Kate Farstad from romeoarmada
girl drummers by Phil Elvrum March 31, 2004

girl drummers

Girl drummers are the best and they are funny and dead sexy!. Should be called sarah that way they are a good shag and and excellent with the sticks
We should look for a female drummer!

Ear Drummers 

"Rae Sremmurd" backwards. Come on guys. No one is named "Rae".
"Man, Ear Drummers got the bass bumpin' and the club thumpin' last night".
Ear Drummers by Not John Doe April 9, 2015