discression 

when you slightly hide your balls down the side of your pants

wow i hardly noticed his balls he has good discression

discression by BigBrainedBittieTicker May 16, 2016

dispression 

distress and depression combined. when you feel distressed and depressed at the same time.

Aj was in dispression after the cat tried to leave him.

dispression by sofelling February 9, 2018

discression 

Leeway-allowance regarding whether or not you either eat a tangy-flavored aquatic green, or serve a helping of same to someone else.

Many different leafy-salad vegetables have similar nutritional properties, so one should use compassion and discression about serving dat particular cabbage-family vegetable if da would-be recipient of said menu-choice says dat he dislikes it.

discression by QuacksO May 4, 2022

Detression 

The low experienced after getting your hair done and it looks awesome the first day and then wake up the next day and try and do it yourself and it looks rubbish. Especially relevant when you've had a fringe cut in.

After unsuccessfully trying to style her new hair-cut herself like the hairdresser had done the day previously, Monica had a bad case of detression when she realised that she was failing miserably.

Detression by MonicaSt August 31, 2013

Diapression

Used to describe a person who Is Not Happy and Eats in sadness while being a moron.

Bro your gonna get Type 2 Diapression from acting like that.

Diapression by SophisticatedGrey October 27, 2021

Dietpression 

When you go on a strict diet and get depressed from lack of appetizing food.

Man I’ve had crazy dietpression since I adopted this keto diet.

Dietpression by R3alman June 2, 2022

Despression 

Desperate depression.

I am not getting any deals; this is giving me despression.

Despression by donalduck1234 June 17, 2023