Dicked The Show 

To screw up really bad.

To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.

Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.

I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?

We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?

Dicked The Show by blake dremmel October 6, 2008

dickleboosh 

When you give a blow job while eating a pickle

"She gave me a mad Dickleboosh the other day!"
"Sarah gives a good Dickleboosh."

dickleboosh by TheBooshers July 16, 2016

dicked her down 

When you fuck a girl really good.

I got some pussy last night, i really dicked her down.

dicked her down by Austen279 July 7, 2016

eyes dicked 

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

eyes dicked by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

tip dicked 

To get stepped and impaled by rocks in the foot or any other region that requires physical touch

Joey: Yo dude my feet are killing me! Those rocks suck major ass.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.

tip dicked by burntille November 2, 2020

Dicked 

To get penetrated by a penis

Man George dicked that girl so hard she can’t walk anymore

Dicked by Penisclown November 17, 2018

dickless wonder 

A male who, against all odds, lacks the typical male genatalia. Or, used figuratively, used to describe a male who does not actually lack said genatalia but rather possesses a extremely small set or behaves in a manner that denotes a lack of male genatalia even if such genatalia are in fact present in said male.

"Assface," said Steve.
"Cock Goblin," said Joseph.
"Dickless wonder," countered Steve.

dickless wonder by Yanni DC July 9, 2006