Salt on Cucumber 

Very delicious food, some people hate it of course.
For example: Louis Tomlinson just tweeted the other day that Cucumbers are shit.

someone: Do you eat salt on cucumbers
Louis: Is this deliberately provocative? Cucumbers are shit.
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Bestie: But does Salty Cucumber know that Watermelon Sugar is in love with him?

Salt on Cucumber by YEET (SKRRT) December 18, 2020

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch 

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.

Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007

Cucumber 

Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs

Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks

Cucumber by Stoverman October 13, 2019

hide the cucumber

A vegetarian euphemism for sexual intercourse.

After Tim and Melissa finished their tempeh, they went off to the bedroom for a round of hide the cucumber.

hide the cucumber by Mr. Narglesby February 6, 2010

Cucumbers per second

Measurement of speed equal to kmh.

1 cucumber per second(cps) is about 28 cm per second. This is 100.000cm per hour. Which is equal to 1 kmh

Dude I was in such a hurry yesterday that I went 150 cucumbers per second on the highway !

Cucumbers per second by RedWolve September 18, 2019

cucumbering 

Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.

A good cucumbering is just what the doctor ordered, Ronnie said as he took that grandma's ass to double pound town.

cucumbering by @AronymouslyGay December 7, 2015

Cucumber Tyrone 

A cucumber used for sexual gratification by white suburban mothers.

Oh no, I just realized that there were cucumbers in that salad. I hope your mom wasn't using them as a Cucumber Tyrone.

Cucumber Tyrone by feeshna May 27, 2015