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Clubbed thumbs 

Clubbed thumbs (scientific name brachydactyly type D) is a recessive trait that reduces the length of the top bone of your thumb, resulting in short, fat thumbs. It really sucks because you get made fun of and texting is harder, it's also harder to play a lot of musical instruments and don't even get me started on having to find a bowling ball that doesn't get stuck on your thumb. You can have both or just one clubbed thumb, it also has like a million nicknames, including murderer's thumb, toe thumb, royal thumb, etc.
Person: Eww your thumbs are ugly
Me: Yeah I have clubbed thumbs and it makes it really hard to play the bassoon.
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M.A. Cubed 

A slang term created by the Columbia University kids to describe any type of exclusive club of socialite friends. Characteristics of an M.A. Cubed include partying at the elite clubs, chilling on the Upper East Side, and crashing Brearley alum parties. They are very susceptible to stalkers.

Origin: the original members of Madeleine, Iris, and Mary Angela, respectively.
Creeper: OMA, those girls must be members of an M.A. Cubed.
M.A. Cubed by ___spt5.3 November 20, 2009
A word defining from the words Cooker and Oven, written in the phonetic form cubben is said how it is spelt.
Just gonna fire up th e ol' cubben.
Cubben by Matt Bellamy April 20, 2004

Cubed and lubed 

Where a girl/boy is shoved into a tiny space where they can't move and are boxed in, then you proceed to jizz all over them
It will take her an hour to wash herself after we've cubed and lubed her

[clubbed to death] 

the most inspirational/motivational song ever. If you listen to clubbed to death in key life situations you will come out on top
Whenever I listen to clubbed to death when i work out i give maximum effort
[clubbed to death] by deceptionman January 25, 2009

death-cabbed 

when the voice of someone you have never seen suggests that the person is overwhelmingly physically attractive, only to find, once you actually see them, that their physical appearance is not necessarily their best attribute.

(Used mainly in reference to singers whom one hears sing before they actually see them).
Person 1: I googled that singer we heard on the radio.

Person 2: Is he as hot as he sounds?

Person 1: No, he totally death-cabbed us.
death-cabbed by Alchemedes February 28, 2010