crunked 

Being stoned and drunk at the same time. (Drinking alcohol and smoking marijuana)

You are at a party smoking joints and drinking beer/mixed drinks.

crunked by rdd September 27, 2004

rose-cunted glasses

- to look back on a past relationship and exaggerate about how good the sex was.

"Whenever he thought about their time together he always did so through rose-cunted glasses."

rose-cunted glasses by spookfish March 10, 2015

Crunked 

Somebody who is Drunk and High at the same time

Person 1 - That guy over there he has drunk loads of Alcohol and smoked loads of Weed

Person 2 - Yeah he is Crunked

Crunked by will181 September 6, 2009

Cunted as Fuck

Cunted as Fuck is the state one gets in, usually during a night on the town, or at a housparty, or in some of our cases - whenever humanly possible.

Typically drug/drink induced.

"Fuck me, 'm cunted as fuck. Them eckies made my legs not work'"

Cunted as Fuck by Bartholomew James Wildebeast the Third March 19, 2005

crusted dumpling 

A black boy dumped by an asian chick.

That little crusted dumpling needs to find himself a real sista.

crusted dumpling by msmasdf December 28, 2013

cum crusted

Being covered in cum that has dried.

Miley was lying there completely cum crusted.

cum crusted by Pallyberry August 27, 2013

Crunked up 

Partying hard like there's no tomorrow.

We gotst crunked up last night...party was off tha hook!

Crunked up by Mo'$ April 13, 2005