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crossfire fuck shred 

a crossfire fuck is when you get a bitch with a big pussy and two guys double penetrate the pussy in two differint directions so it shreds the pussy.
1. Even though toughing another mans penis with his own alex decided the ho liked it rough so he and a another man performed the crossfire fuck shred.

crossfire'd 

verb- the act of getting schooled/pwned in something, or getting you ass kicked
Guy 1: Dude, you guys got ownedd!!!
Guy 2: I know, we totally got crossfire'd.
crossfire'd by agent 23~ August 19, 2009

Caught in the crossfire 

To accidentally get someone elses cum on you during a gang bang or bukkake
"Me and my boys were gang banging lucie when I got caught in the crossfire!"

Mexican Crossfire 

A Mexican Crossfire is a sexual activity where two men stand about 3 feet apart and attempt to ejaculate into the others mouth. Typically, to avoid any Cultural Appropriation, only men of Mexican descent should partake in this activity. Wouldn't want to upset any liberals out there. ;D
Person A and Person B attempted a Mexican Crossfire last night and Person A was unable to finish due to the massive load Person B shot into his mouth; the cumshot went all the way across the room!

Vaginal Crossfire 

When You have the fortunate opportunity to Nail more than one Snatch at a time but you Dont know where to start.
Joey was sat in a bar with his girlfriend who is keen to be taken back home tonight when Two lesbians catch him before his trip to the toilet and invite him back to theirs tonight for some "Fun." In the toilet he recieves a call from his ex saying that she wants him to come and fullfill her needs.
The Description of this puzzle going on in his head is called "Vaginal Crossfire"

Coworker Crossfire 

When, in a group discourse with a boss, the boss switches subjects and speaks to a single member of the group about which you (and/or the others) have no understanding. Consequently, unwilling to awkwardly leave, one must bear being caught in the crossfire of the two conversing thereby becoming conversational deadweight.
Eric: "So coworker 1 and I have wrapped up the webpage summary"
Boss: Good
Boss (To coworker 1):Did you get that report on the budget for next quarter?
Coworker 1: Yeh but I had a problem with ...
(Eric, having no purpose in the conversation, stands silent in front of the bosses desk)

Later on: "Dude, I just had to bear 10 minutes of Coworker Crossfire in the bosses office"
Coworker Crossfire by AuzzyAus July 22, 2009