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voice mail courier 

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them a voice mail, usually to confirm that the voice mail has been received.
Donald: I just left you a message. Did you get it?

Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.

Donald: Can you check?

Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.

Donald: Thoughts?

Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.
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Ford Courier 

Ford Couriers aren't the best cars but will out do a Patrol if you've done up the car the right way and some times earn the "Toyota recovery vehicle badge" they love the 32's and front lockers and a 2" lift kit, she'll be taking you anywhere.

"just got a front locker for the old Ford courier," "bet it still wont beat the Prado" next minute "HOW!!"

A Ford Courier is a beast off road if done up right.
did you see the old Ford Courier out do the prado?? well shes a bloody ripper mate might have get one
Ford Courier by ford is best May 27, 2020

Ford courier 

If the head blows it transforms into a steam train
Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation
Lawrence has a ford courier and the head blew, unfortunately he was in self denial
Ford courier by Jessejw October 6, 2020

Urban Courtier 

Urban Courtier is all about enjoying the finer things in life while still maintaining an air of sophistication and class.
He's so well informed and classy he's turned into quite the urban courtier
Urban Courtier by Xander Doom April 15, 2022
Refers to a male genital organ of bestial, python-like proportions. Derived from famously well-endowed actor/comedian Dave Coulier (rumored to be packing 17 inches).
Girl 1: Look at those pants
Girl 2: Whoa..he's..bulging
Girl 1: Seriously
Girl 3: Omg, definite coulier
coulier by Samuel Dalembert December 13, 2003

The Dave Coulier Effect 

Dave Coulier played a professional comedian on Full House, yet he was the least funny character on the show. The Dave Coulier Effect is when someone should be/acts like an expert on something, but is actually clueless on the subject.
The HR guy drives me nuts! He's suffering from The Dave Coulier Effect.
janitor, substitute teacher, genius, planter, pimp daddy mac, jilf, filf, stilf, tilf
"Eeeeeyy" said Courter