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complicated 

A relationship status that essentially conveys that "it's not going to work out." The term "complicated," masks the truth of the situation for the two in the relationship, but everyone else knows what "complicated" means.
Billy and Jane hadn't seen each other in sometime. When confronted by George, Billy said that his relationship was "complicated."
complicated by Dane Roberts January 14, 2007

Complicated 

When your emotions are constantly in conflict with each other, and you just want to escape the world.
Girl A and Girl B are supposed to be bestfriends.
Girl B went out with Boy A, but midway through the relationship, he starts liking Girl A. Girl A also likes him. They break up, and Girl A starts to go out with Boy A after nearly a year. Meanwhile, Girl C has a crush on Boy A, and keeps overtly flirting with him. After some time, Girl B starts telling Girl A that Boy A likes two other people at the same time. Girl B also tells Boy A that Girl A is considering breaking up with him, as well as spreading rumors that Boy B is going out with Girl C. Some time later, they break up or rather, Girl B broke them up (but later it is found out that they still loved each other when they broke up). Girl C keeps being clingy with Boy A, and Girl A is extremely irked, as both Girl C and Girl B are flirting with him. A few months after the breakup, Girl B starts liking Boy A, and vice versa. However, Boy A stops liking her, as he knows he cannot trust her. Boy B, who has always liked her, will have his heart broken. Presently, it's awkward between Boy A and Girl A. And Girl A is getting killed inside by her conflicting emotions. Wow, that's complicated.
Complicated by TheFlyingCookies October 28, 2012

it's complicated 

it's complicated - any relationship that's not OK..

- fear of being called single

- holding on to something that's about to end

- still hoping to work things out

- in denial stage of separation
i thought you and your boyfriend split up.. why does your fb relationship status say's "it's complicated?"
it's complicated by lazy laila February 6, 2010

Irreducible Complexity 

A myth perpetrated by Creationists and IDiots alike (although they are the same people really). It states that certain bodily systems are "too complex" to have evolved over millions of years despite evidence to the contrary
Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: we have found evidence to the contrary and have run simulations on primitive photosensitive cells which disprove irreducible complexity.

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: did you understand what i just told you?

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: I take it you either didn't understand that or you are just close minded towards evolution

Creationist IDiot: the human eye is irreducibly complex, it cannot have evolved

Scientist: ok I'm not dealing with you anymore

Creationist IDiot: We won! he cannot prove Evilution, WE WON!!!

It's Complicated 

A Facebook relationship status, where an individual is not happy with their current relationship, and is willing to tell the world how frustrated they are with their significant other or lack thereof.

this can also mean that one is involved in multiple relationships. Or their significant other is a whore and complicated the relationship, but being with several people at once
Well how's your girlfriend Jim ?

"Shes ok, I just wish she weren't dating three other guys while dating me too." It's complicated

Complicated 

A type of relationship where the other person can tell you all about your commitment issues without charging you for an office visit.
My ex and I have a complicated relationship. We like to hang out and talk a lot and I'm tempted to take it further but it just doesn't feel right.