chomping 

When one bites on or, includes themselves, to an idea or plan when they were not invited or asked to join, usually when intentionally uninvited.

Alt Def.
When a club/party/event is going to be off the chain, when anything is fucking sweet. Can also be used interchangably with jump off as chomp off

Once again Alan is chomping in on our plan, when will that kid learn he is a fucking clown.

Alt Def.
This place is CHOMPING! This is the chomp off

chomping by Unchompable April 24, 2007

chomping Wonka 

eating excessive amounts of chocolate

"Look at that rather obese fellow"
"Yes, it appears he's been chomping Wonka"

chomping Wonka by Oprah's vajayjay February 19, 2008

Chomping at the bit 

The uneducated, totally incorrect way to say champing at the bit

"I was chomping at the bit to get laid"
"It's 'champing at the bit'. You're an idiot and that's why you're not getting laid."

Chomping at the bit by Bob Sloblaw April 24, 2019

cloping 

cloping is a word used by bronies and/or pegasisters when refered to masturbation with my little pony friendship is magic erotic pictures of the show main cast and backgroung ponies(ex.derpy hooves,lyra,bon bon).
Caled clop due to the sound of the ponies when hit with their hooves on the ground or other part of the body.
Cloping originates with the word Faping,being faping the sound that a human makes when masturbates,and clop the sound of the pony if it would masturbate.

im okay with cloping to ponies

i clop to ponies

you fap to humans,i clop to ponies.

"male 1"-you clop to ponies dude ?
"male2"-yes,whats the problem ?
"male1-dude thats disgusting,how can masturbate to characters of a little girls show ?
"male2"-well how can you fap to hentai,its way more disgusting then cloping to ponies,besides its my own business if i find characters from a tv show sexualy atractive,even if the show is aimed to little girls,the characters are not kids,are fully grown adult characters.

cloping by sir sergio August 1, 2012

Clamping 

Camping in such a small space you feel like you are sleeping in a clam. Rustic camping. Camping without glam. The opposite of glamping

I'm not glamping like those idiots. Im clamping the way all real men do.

Clamping by Uselessunknown September 5, 2015

Clamping 

Female version of t-bagging.

I can't believe I caught her clamping my stapler!

Clamping by Perry Burgers June 18, 2011

Clamping 

The act of having a wank but before you cum you “clamp” your fingers tight to the forskin and blow your load inside then walk to the toilet to despose of the waist

Jordan did you do some clamping last night

Sure did mate

Clamping by Jordan inc August 19, 2018