clipped dick

1) A male with a circumcised schlong (putz).

2) The actual dong itself with it's "permanent haircut".

3) By extension, the term has also been used to describe entire groups of people who practice circumcision for religious, cultural or other reasons. "Clipped dick" has been noticeably applied as slang for Jewish people.

There goes Frank. He's got a clipped dick.

There goes Frank. He's a clipped dick.

clipped dick by Frank Klaune January 2, 2005

Putnam Clipper Marching Band 

My life.

It has the best people you could ever imagine. We're just one huge family. With incest.

You'll never find a better group of people. They're nice, funny, mature yet very immature, very perverted, and don't forget just absolute perfection.
When I say perfect I don't mean, like.. Perfect human beings. I mean perfect in like.. I dunno. They're the perfect bunch of weirdos. I can't even explain it. I love them.

We have drama and fights just like any other family. Except we're not forced to deal with each other. Its a choice. And a damn easy one, at that. The color guard is full of some what annoying (especially that dirty blonde one with the green eyes and glasses) but wonderful and gorgeous girls. They work their tails off but get barely any appreciation. They don't complain much though. Sure, half the time they hate the entire band including the rest of the guard but it just wouldn't be the same without them.

The band hangs out in the band room and hate when they have to leave. Some of them just sit there for a few hours watching the band guys play .:.Nerd Cards.:. until practice. They're all dreading the end of the season because they'll be losing some great seniors. I can't even begin to describe how much I'll miss band when November comes.

Just in case any of the band ends up reading this..

HEY BAND!

I love you guys.♥

Band Director: "Guys, I have something awesome to tell you."

Random band/guard member: "You finally got a boyfriend?"

Drum Major: *door burst open and the Putnam Clipper Marching Band runs in* "Fitch, we're here for Jamal! Hand him over and nobody gets hurt."

Putnam Clipper Marching Band by SexyBandBAMF October 20, 2013

Yankee Clipper 

A New England sex act in which partners scissor on the back of an in-transit lobster boat.

Amidst the mounds of flailing crustaceans, the lovers embraced in the impassioned form which could only be described as the Yankee Clipper.

Yankee Clipper by Dick Mystery February 23, 2015

clipped 

The act of having had and impact with an object whilst driving.

i clipped my neighbours grandma

clipped by urobin hood June 3, 2009

los angeles clippers

the bengals of the NBA; they suck and are ultra cheap

The Clippers never resign free agents

los angeles clippers by Craiggers March 29, 2004

clittered 

Cluttered female genitalia

How was she?
Clittered.

clittered by TIMGRABER January 23, 2011

clappered 

to be duped by a friend that appears to want to hang out, but in the end just wants to use you for your money.

When Andrew called to hang out and grab a few beers after work I thought it was sincere; I later realized I was clappered because he only needed me to pay the bill.

clappered by Daleak March 28, 2007