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send a fax to cleveland 

Euphemism for taking a shit. Often used in a business or formal setting to explain a prolonged bathroom break while maintaining a professional appearance.
Sorry I'm late, but I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.
send a fax to cleveland by K. Itty February 15, 2005

clevelanding 

Form of precipitation which is undefined and tends to be a mix of rain, snow, sleet, hail, and perhaps something else. Common in Cleveland Oh. Also a word which can general all around bad weather.
The weather was so bad today that it just couldn't decide and started clevelanding.
clevelanding by Gelox56 October 12, 2009

Cleveland Hot Waffle 

The act of shitting on a woman's chest and then smacking the pile of shit with a tennis racket.
The bitch got out of hand so I gave her a good 'ol Cleveland hot waffle to shut her up.
Cleveland Hot Waffle by beerman22 August 26, 2013

Cleveland BBQ 

Taking a dump in your neighbor's grill and adding BBQ sauce in the dead of winter for him to discover on the first cookout of the year.
Dude, wtf is on your grill?!?!?!
Aw man, I think it's a Cleveland BBQ
Cleveland BBQ by drunkdude69 January 24, 2011

Chewelah 

A hick town in Eastern Washington containing one stop light. If you grew up there, you better not marry anyone from Chewelah, cuz your probably related to them. Everyone knows everything about everyone else. Nothing's open past 8:00...Careful not to blink if you drive through...you might just miss it.
Hey, where do you live?" "Chewelah!" "Where?"

cleveleys 

A place you go to retire, or die. Like the elephants graveyard, except not for elephants.
"My grandfather is old, he's ready for Cleveleys."

"If you can't stand up, have no teeth and can't remember last Tuesday- It's time for Cleveleys."
cleveleys by Frodonym October 7, 2013