1. Although a verb, it is actually the the inability to take action
2. The result of being so high from smoking a blunt you can no longer perform physical activity
3. Associated with the inability to close the jaw and keep eyelids open.
Bob - "Hey can you give me a hand with these dishes?"
Blunted individual - "Whaaaa............ too blunted man"
A very rare event in speedrunning when you are playing GoldenEye 007 for the Nintendo 64, and achieve a personal record time of 0:18 seconds or better on the Bunker 1 Agent level, specifically while playing from the bathroom and sitting on the toilet.
Unknowingly repeating information that is a hoax, prank, or general misinformation that has surfaced on the internet or by word of mouth. Generally the person is repeating information that is highly illogical or just unbelievable and thinks they have stumbled upon something brand new that they have to share with everyone ASAP!
Brian: Bro, I saw where they are coming out with hover boards pretty soon!
Alex: No shit, I dont believe it!
Brian: Yea bro, here is the youtube video: (video: A4vE_vpkr90)
Alex: Oh OK it must be real then.
Alex: Bro they finally came up with hover boards!!! Brian showed me the video.
Me: Bullshit, that whole thing was a hoax (provide them with link). Brian just bunked the fuck out of you and Im getting really tired of DE-bunking him.