beany cheese 

an insult where chavs do not understand a word you say but still think that they are better than you i.e starting on you, kickin bread at you, farting ect ect. or a random thing that can make a select few cry with laughter in the right place and the right time. it can also infuriate and aggrivate almost everyone else who doesnt find it funny. chavs are gay. they have sweaty bum fun listenin to usher and r n b crap. chavs have no nobs. chavvettes have nobs. they are gay.

chav: *oi prick u wana get smacked up*
you * BEAN!*

beany beany cheese!
*you getting slapped*

beany cheese by benibobs May 13, 2005

Beany Treat 

Beany Treat(Bee-nee Treet) noun: a colloquial term used to describe a consumable, normally sweet, item consumed by a jamboy. To qualify as a beany treat, a jamboy needs to actively go out of his way to attain such an item.

Madeira cake, chocolate covered bananas, shortbread

"You've been a good Bean, now you can have a beany treat"

Beany Treat by Spudderoo May 5, 2006

beany deany 

someone who resembles a saucy bean like substance, often having a small bean shaped head and innocent mind. They hide from society and don't have a gender, they're completely hairless other than the head. Their only friends are other bean men.

hey look its a beany deany

beany deany by ufggluf9o- November 19, 2018

Beany Baby 

The progeny of two lesbian women, scissoring, with the action resulting in a child.
The progeny can cover all ends of the character spectrum, but will always be anal and have the lesbian traits of the parents.

Ryan: Hey you guys, I'm so cool, and babes dig me.
Sandy: such a beany baby.

Beany Baby by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011

Beany Cheese 

When you add too much cheese to your beans you will almost be able to turn them upside
down without them falling to the floor.
At this point there is more cheese than beans and so your Cheesy Beans have become Beany Cheese.

Although Beany Cheese is rarely intentional, it is often desirable.

"I told you to make Cheesy Beans not Beany Cheese!"
"I'm sorry Master!"
"Shut up and give me a slice."

Beany Cheese by MrGreenMonkey October 10, 2008

Beany'ing 

Splitting a girl on a pooltable while you cover her head in jizz

gonna give her a good beany'ing

Beany'ing by TobiasWolf November 7, 2020

Beany Eggbert 

A measurement of 15 minutes

I'll be back in a beany eggbert

I'll be back in a few beany eggberts

Beany Eggbert by mattlong December 2, 2023