batting off

Male masturbation, the greatest dicovery known to men.

I love batting off at school.

batting off by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 18, 2005

batting marron 

When someone finds a sexual partner considerably better looking than themself.

Dennis: Hey Barry, have you seen my new misses?
Barry: Yes mate, you are clearly batting marron!

batting marron by Go55y April 19, 2018

Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

Batting Balls by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

batting day remake 

a fucking shitty game that causes someone to develop brain rot

doctor: whats wrong

me: my brain dead

doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?

me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake

doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot

batting day remake by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022

Batting Lefty 

To be gay.

Can be batted lefty or bats lefty.

I'm pretty sure Josh is batting lefty.

Batting Lefty by Super Sirius July 19, 2009

batting for Boston 

slang for one being gay/homo, used by Yankee Fans

Alex, that guy was super gay that i saw at the pier today

ya dude, I heard that guy was batting for Boston

batting for Boston by NYY_Fan June 3, 2008

Batting for Lancashire 

An old Yorkshire euphamism for homosexuality said as the person involved is seen as batting for the other team, akin to batting for Boston in the US. Not so common in these more tollerant times as many people no longer see the need to drag the good name of Homosexuality through the mud by comparing it to the population of Lancashire.

Girl One: "He's quite tasty"

Girl Two: You've no chance luv; he's batting for Lancashire

Batting for Lancashire by Tatereater July 10, 2010