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Double backed beast 

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.
Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"
Related Words
An unusually large amount of semen stored in a man's body due to lack of ejaculation
I haven't jacked off in weeks. I'm backed up.
backed up by Mudesi December 23, 2004

backed out

When a moment of conflict arises, one person expresses a need to talk about an issue of significant importance to them and the other avoids it. The result is a lasting resentment between the two that eventually declines the value of friendship.
When he expressed the need to talk, though clearly disturbed and hurt, she "backed out" with a hope that nothing would happen.
backed out by asdfg_hi November 28, 2011

Backpedalling

A technique commonly used in arguments whereupon someone returns to a previous point they had made and pretends what they had said after that point never happened. Used in an attempt to null arguments that have been proven wrong, to prevent humiliation or to prevent the disputer from identifying that they have made a stupid argument. Politicians frequently use this in order to prevent interviewers from getting to the root of the problematic things they say. Really fucking annoying.
"You mean to say that ALL black people are stupid?"

"Um, er, um...as I was saying, formal education in the private sector requires improvement."
"Bruh stop backpedalling dude."
Backpedalling by Mickey_G_ April 2, 2021
Approved of. If you are backed, someone has your back.
X, "You guys like Hoods and The Warriors?"
Y, "I back them, bro."
Z, "Yeah, totally backed."
backed by xDakex February 15, 2006

Backpedal 

the act of running backwards at either normal or high intensity
Today Coach Rob showed us how to backpedal.
I will never be the same again.