Attachmentally Challenged 

Politically correct version of Attachmentard.

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.

Don't be alarmed if Bob had to send you that spread sheet a few times, he's a little attachmentally challenged.

Attachmentally Challenged by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008

attackment 

The attachment that comes in on suspicious (often automatically sent to the spam folder) email, it is highly likely to have a malicious virus/trojan/other software/program
Derived from a typo of attachment

Sarah: I had better not click this attackment from "Prince Jabar of Nigeria" offering me 800,000 Euros.
Matt: Yeah, I'm sure it'll infect your computer with something nasty.

attackment by nekohyphenkun July 25, 2010

Attachmentard 

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.

Mr. Stupidjerk never includes the excel docs he references in his emails. He is such an attachmentard.

Holy God. That is the fourth blank email in a row! How can someone be so attachmentarded???

Attachmentard by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008

teacher attachment 

usually starts with crushing on your teacher/ finding your teacher really good looking. will progress from looking forward to their lessons to looking forward to "accidentally" walk pass her class/ bump into her. this attachment will only start developing when you find out they arent going to teach you next year/ they are leaving the school. you will start distancing yourselves from them and stop making memories with them because itll be too painful to look back on. but on the last day you will cry your heart out to her to the point she has to make sure you get home safe.

also this usually happens when the teacher actually kind of hate the student in a friend way.

also always happens with teachers who surnames start with t. yall should watch out.

"pls dont leave me i have teacher attachment issues"

teacher attachment by nvsklover July 27, 2022

neurodivergent attachment 

A Neurodivergent Attachment, or ND/A for short, is when someone who is neurodivergent attaches themself to a character who is related to a special interest/hyper fixation. The person knows the aren't real, but sometimes may pretend they are for comfort reasons.
Neurodivergent Attachments are healthy as long as they don't take up the person's identity or turn into a false reality.
Alot of people see this as being clingy with a fictional character, and that's ok! It basically is that but alittle deeper. - holy-smokes carrd

kage: i have a neurodivergent attachment with the character tails from sonic! hes my favoritest in the world..
amanda: cool! i'd love to hear you rant about him to me if you want!!

neurodivergent attachment by xdice April 14, 2023

Attatchment Issues 

Btard, Bman..... this kid antonio bro💀

kid is literally the definition of attatchment issues

Attatchment Issues by Cmoney1629 May 24, 2023

delusional attachment 

a made up thing by people on kinstagram so that they can get kin points and harass doubles

nagitocervixpuncher: i am kokichi ouma irl. this is not a kin or a delusional attachment ! i am simply me <3 doubles can k!!^Y##S!!

delusional attachment by kinstagram goddess August 15, 2023