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carbon assprint 

To leave a carbon assprint:Flatulance or farts that are bad to the ozone layer because of methane.Usually followed by a turd or dookie.
I left an epic carbon assprint after that taco yesterday.I totally reaked the place out.
the anal sphincter

same as arsering and buttring
Her assring was too tight. I didn't succeed in entering.
assring by Tiago Zuhr September 27, 2005

Black Aspirin 

A pseudonym given to a certain dark, sugary soft drink that shall remain nameless. Believed to have an re-energising effect on those suffering symptoms of the night before.
Whoa man, i had a bender last night. My head is throbbing, can you duck down to the shops and fetch me a bottle of Black Aspirin? I'll pay you back - i swear!
Black Aspirin by Benebrius April 10, 2010

asspirin 

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.
Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...
asspirin by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

Assposing 

The act of looking like you're getting it in the ass while taking a picture of yourself. Mostly occurs to girls on Facebook who have a picture and asspose, bent over looking like they're getting it up the ass. Why do they do it? We don't know, it's ridiculous. 90% of girls do the asspose at some point in their life, probably to make their tits appear bigger by bending over.
Jake An.o - Dude, look she's assposing

Yasheem- yeah, all girls do that.

Jake An.o - oh very cool
Assposing by duuuukaaaay August 5, 2010

Astairing 

(Astairing-Fred Astaire) When you have to tap dance around loved ones without being too blunt (via phone or in person) trying to confirm if they may have coronavirus symptoms or if it's just a cold and some over anxiety.
I was Astairing with mom earlier trying to figure out if she should go get tested.
Astairing by RobBob76 March 26, 2020