Assimilate 

To fit in with the Americans around you or go the fuck back where you came from.

Nick to cab driver: "You just passed the turn you idiot.. you need to assimilate. I am not paying you an extra dollar. Here is $25.

Assimilate by Golden Frog June 23, 2009

ASSimilation 

the art of getting ass; the art of having many sexual expiriences.

yo babii! don't hate on me cause i was gettin' my assimilation on!

ASSimilation by master p May 13, 2005

Assimilation 

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they become involved in this reproduction ritual to bring young into the world.

Young boy: Daddy, where did I come from?
Father: ASSIMILATION.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they assimilate and kids are born.

Assimilation by MattsyKun September 28, 2011

Assimilate 

Assimilation isn't living together as friends, it never was.

The guy/girl trying to assimilate you was never your friend. You're divided from him/her for a good reason.

Assimilate by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

artificial assimilation 

The act of impregnating an animal by artificial means. Most commonly: Jacking off a willing animal and transporting its semen into an unwilling female animal of the same species.

Holy Shit Mark! Way to go on the artificial assimilation. That cow is as good as pregnant.

artificial assimilation by AlmightyGnosis January 19, 2010

Linguistic assimilation

When someone adopts the language features of a dominant group, potentially losing aspects of their original urban dialect.

Linguistic assimilation:When someone adopts the language features of a dominant group, potentially losing aspects of their original urban dialect.

Linguistic assimilation by Abundance Love January 12, 2025

internet language assimilation 

The subconscious reaction with online chatters ,whom are speaking in different audible accents , to assimilate language which varies from their own and towards other accents. Different dialects of the English language can sometimes assimilate when groups or individuals meet in international chatrooms or media platforms.This occurs when there are commonalities and familiarization between people IE slang words used by American chatters such as DUDE and YALL become common words for all in the chatroom.

Internet language assimilation is a common but largely unrecognized phenomenon that all international voice chatters are guilty of.

internet language assimilation by Islalover November 19, 2019