covidiot assembler

A person who encourages social gatherings during the covid 19 pandemic when social distancing and self isolation is expected.

Why has that Covidiot assembler told all his followers to still keep coming to church?

covidiot assembler by NoPreach March 21, 2020

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Danish Tent Assembly

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.

We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.

Danish Tent Assembly by FordLimbo March 14, 2011

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Assembling the Gustav

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.

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'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

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"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."

Assembling the Gustav by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019