abra ka jerkium 

a charm used by Harry Potter; created by the Half Blooded Prince that forces an unaware victum to immediately drop there pants and start givin'er relentlessly, despite the victims suroundings, also can be used on self for a quick and easy jerk

Harry potter became quite angry with malfoy and pointing his wand shouting, "abra ka jerkium!" Immediately malfoys pants dropped, he began to jerk is "wand" quite rapidly, the whole front row of the charms class got soaked by his creamy goodness. Herminny unfortunetly got pregant in the process due to malfoys magical jism, now Harry's even more pissed.

abra ka jerkium by stephen the anus man June 3, 2006

abra-cadabra 

(v.) when a man pulls his penis out of the woman's vagina before "finishing," quickly slipping a dildo in her vagina, then skeets in her face and exclaims "TADA!" After this he runs away screaming and/or laughing

I abra-cadabra your mom every nigh, including last night, you assclown.

abra-cadabra by Taniqua November 5, 2006

Abra Host

To say that one is going to throw a big party in order to receive positive attention from ones peers, before canceling the event last minute. Often followed by a large backlash from the disappointed would-be party goers.

Chad 1: "Dude, are you going to Eugene's party this Friday? I heard it's gonna be insane!"
Chad 2: "Eugene? This is like the 5th time he says he's going to throw a party, I guarantee he's pulling yet another Abra Host"
Chad 1: "Wow, really? What a douche."

Abra Host by Chaddicus Maximus June 7, 2018

abra cumdabra 

when jimmie has cum in his mouth then he makes it dissapear by saying abra cumdabra

damn i cant believe he just did abra cumdabra

abra cumdabra by jaden reyes December 28, 2019

Abra-kadouche 

The magic charm in every autist bad-boy douchebag.

"Its my way, or yeaaahhhhhh yeahh yeahhhhhhhh!!!!! WAKE UP!!!! QUIT SMOKING METH IN MY MOMS BASEMENT!!! SPONGEBOY ME BOB! N××××× CAT F××!! I'M SO FUCKING EDGY! I LIVE IN COROLLA!!! ABRA-KADOUCHE!!!

Abra-kadouche by Xam Xela May 12, 2020

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log 

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022

Savage_Abra

A girl who is spunky and enjoyable mostly found in October

Hi Savage_Abra

Savage_Abra by UrMom219 May 26, 2022