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cold as a witches left tit 

Used to describe something that is insanely cold.

Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.

Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.
"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."

Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.

"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."

Toss a Condom to your Witcher 

Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

the witcher 

The best Polish Game Ever!!
This game contains sexual themes, why not? I played the witcher while fapping to the heart content!!

The Witcher 3 

The worst thing you could ever play, because once you do, it'll ruin every other game for you.
"Whats wrong with Dick? He hasn't logged onto steam in a month"
"Oh you haven't heard? He played The Witcher 3"
"NO! Not Dick!"
"I'm sorry."
If you watched these notebooks, they'd become a watch.
Watched by Irishhpirate February 17, 2020
to be dragged into a situation, most of the time unwittingly, that you otherwise wouldn't necessarily want to be a part of

-from "winch", a device installed on the front of a watercraft trailer, consisting of a reel of cable turned by a motor, with a hook at the end of the cable, to pull in a boat or other marine vehicle from out of the water.
"Todd and his gf won't be able to join the rest of us at the cottage for the long weekend, somehow they got winched into helping his sister move.....suckers!!"
winched by hipster April 29, 2007