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whitman freshmen 

the most repulsive, slutty, wannabe bitches to walk the face of this earth. They have no life except trying to piss of the upperclassmen but we know you will never succeed because we cant even bare to look at you. They dye their hair ugly colors, have no boobs, want to be eachother, and fuck like animals because one of them started it and theyre sweet!! woah and one had sex in a sink!!! ugly mother fuckers.
boy: i need ass ill just call one of the freshman girls! maybe they will fuck me in some cool place like a sink!
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Whitman R 

a piss ant that is incapable of being beat by asians on test having to do with technology.
that fucking Whiteman beat Yeung by one question this time too
Whitman R by lord gnish February 7, 2005

Whitman Sampler

A sample of chocolate candies that come in a varity pack, usually around Valentine's Day.

The adjective would be to us the term to describe a promiscious person.
She's been passed around so much, she's like a Whitman Sampler.
Whitman Sampler by Momotaro October 3, 2003

Whitman-Hanson

An amazing school district with an award winning High school. Many AMAZING people live(d) there.
you: Do you know where the drummer from Journey grew up?

me: Yeahh, went to Whitman-Hanson. Many cool people live there!
Whitman-Hanson by dancingqueenxoxo January 21, 2011

Whitman Academy 

1) The hair that collects in the shower drain...

2) Awful, overweight (very taboo)
What the W****** A****** (Whitman Academy) were you doing!
Whitman Academy by Swextrophy October 27, 2010

whitman stretch

this is what the Whitman brothers do to each others buttholes before they go to the gay bar and have a texas butthole massacre. Always ending up in having to get a ride home in the Nissan Skyline because the younger brother has a plundered asshole he gets fucked in the butthole so much that his pink sock will never get any smaller] because he has a fetish for butt fucking and the younger of the two likes to snortwalt whitman then give his older brother the New Jersey Coal Miner
hey bro we should go do the good old whitman stretch
before we go to get fist fucked at the gay bar. YOUR PINK SOCK IS GETTING SHIT EVERYWHERE all over my skyline. every body knows that the brothers drive around in a skyline are way to fucking cheap to even want to pay ever
whitman stretch by jc3poopskin October 8, 2011

whitman poms 

Best team at whitman high school. Everyone calls them slutty but everyone secretly wants to be on the team. All the girls on the team are gorgeous and sexy. And dont take shit from anyone.
dude: bro, did you see the whitman poms last night?
other guy: yeah, they were fucking amazing
whitman poms by pseraphina June 12, 2013