Tail wagging the dog 

When a person allows their decisions to be dominated by someone who is clearly unfit for the role, rather than being responsible and taking control of the situation.

When parents let their children make the rules, instead of the other way around, is a prime example of the tail wagging the dog.

Tail wagging the dog by |SaltyJack| December 14, 2016

cushion-wedging 

when u stick ur dong between the couchions of the couch to pleasure yourself.

wow, my back is sore because i was up cushion-wedging all night on this tiny couch.

cushion-wedging by dave. The Man February 3, 2007

wagging her tail 

girl/woman masturbating.

Last night when i got home, LIsa was laying on the couch wagging her tail.

wagging her tail by fuckthathotass69 January 11, 2019

Man Wagging 

Intentionally walking or running around in the nude sporting your penis as it wags back and forth like a dog happy to see it’s owner.

Frank was man wagging again in the locker room.

Hakeem surprised everyone at his cousin’s party when we ran around the pool man wagging.

Man Wagging by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Dick wagging 

The outrageous and rowdy display of alpha male masculinity in a public setting. A guy talks and brags loudly, waves his arms to exaggerate his size and power and even intimidates other guys and girls in a display of dominance. The behavior can be attractive, but often becomes irritating quickly.

These guys at the bar have been dick wagging all night long. I am tired of their crap, so I'm leaving. obnoxious, cocky,alpha male, bravado, tool, egomaniac, arrogant

Dick wagging by joecoolthefool June 8, 2015

There is no point in having a tail and wagging it 

If you are in charge of a group of people there is no point in doing the work yourself, instead of making your workers do it for you.

The supervisor Phil was shoveling sawdust while his workers were watching. Marcus yelled out 'there is no point in having a tail and wagging it'. Phil put the shovel down and made the workers do the shoveling.

There is no point in having a tail and wagging it by Sensei Phil October 27, 2020

Wigging out 

When someone begins acting weird or panicking in an everyday situation

Friend one: Oi Ned hookup with that chick
Friend two: Nah dude he won't, look at him.. he's wigging out.
Later
Friend one: Did you hookup with her?

Ned: Nah I wigged out so hard bro

Wigging out by Sick Lad Nedchav September 28, 2012