Thigh Wrangling 

When a man of obscene girth can no longer reach his penis to masturbate, he will simply use his inner thighs until orgasm is achieved.

If a fat man is sweating and out of breath while sitting at his desk, he has been 'Thigh Wrangling'.

Thigh Wrangling by PinkGuru December 31, 2008

wangdingled 

Drunk, Smashed, Hammered.... you get the idea

If you drink too much you get wangdingled!!

wangdingled by JimBoK August 23, 2006

tard waggling

the wobbling while walking that one experiences while intoxicated or retarded

Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.

tard waggling by C.Jizzle (Forizzle) February 26, 2009

squirrel wrangling 

The act of dealing with difficult people or handling a lot of things going on at once.

Being in control of a situation, and thinking clearly in sudden, dire situations.

To remain organized and calm in the line of fire.

I was really impressed with the governor's squirrel wrangling at the press conference today.

squirrel wrangling by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011

Nerd Wrangling 

Verb. The act of getting computer programmers to do their job, particularly when a new video/computer game has recently come out.

I thought we were going to have to delay the project when Call of Duty came out, but I did some Nerd Wrangling, and got everybody back to work.

Nerd Wrangling by Dickjutsu August 13, 2012

Bear Wrangling 

Having wild and crazy sex with a larger woman\man 250 pounds or heavier.

Chad likes bear wrangling after a night out at the bar.

Bear Wrangling by Dude3210 October 10, 2014

Ho Wrangling 

The main objective on a guys night out. To wrangle is to round up. A Ho is a loose woman.

A ho wrangler is a guy with massive easy girl pulling potential, who rarely ever spends a night alone, or with the same person more than twice.

A night of ho wrangling consists of bankrupting yourselves by buying numerous shots for women who are waiting at the bar, hoping that one might want to shag you. You will also dance in a grinding motion behind several women, in an attempt to wrangle them.

Vic's stag night is going to be a full on ho wrangling experience.

Ho Wrangling by MagickDio August 20, 2010