Unholy Trinity 

The unholy trinity consists of 3 shock sites, Lemonparty, Goatse, and Tubgirl. These are some of the most vile things that can be found on the Internet, and so are fun to show your friends! If you can masturbate to these images, you gain the conveted Internet ability, immunity to shock sites.

It is said that if you view the entire unholy trinity at one time your eyes will explode into a fountain of blood and brains and that this will be perfered to seeing all three of the images.

Unholy Trinity by John Argon August 23, 2006

Unholy German Clusterfuck 

A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.

Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?

Unholy German Clusterfuck by CharleMAIM April 18, 2018

unholy screaming 

When you scream in a very disturbing or unsettling way. Usually when seeing something you never wanted to or when you're in intense pain

When I heard unholy screaming, I knew it was from Jerry. I told him not to go on 4chan...

unholy screaming by That One Guy We Stay Away From April 9, 2017

Unholy waterslide 

The act of slipping laxatives into your partner's food, coating them in coconut oil and pushing them into an empty bathtub naked.

"Dude, my weekend was so wild, I watched Tom unholy waterslide his girlfriend"

Unholy waterslide by RatBlaster January 10, 2022

Unholy God Fuck

Noun - A huge fucking mess so massive that god himself wouldn't be able to sort it out. A great big clusterfuck of junk, garbage, bullshit or nonsense that someone has to clean up, but no one can.

What was the name of that unholy god fuck that totally destroyed new orleans?" "Oh yeah, Hurricane Katrina.

Unholy God Fuck by LazerTazer November 8, 2010

unholy dad 

I wanna be that that’s just an inside joke, a thug that’s pulling a Freddy boy who’s got a personal relationship with his hoes calls them when he’s not around his wife since the money and hides every single check or transaction that he makes a con he is an unholy. Dad leaves his kids at home with his wife while he’s out there, playing cards with hoes at the strip club. He gets his boy with him, they stay up all night on drugs spending money comes back home and lies to his wife straight in her face. He does this constantly throughout his life the day he married he said it was forever, but what’s forever without a little fun without a little lie, he continues his lifestyle as a mole And thinks he will never get caught. He has anonymously continue to dig himself a deeper hole doesn’t believe in God and thinks that it’s God‘s fault he will continue to be swimming in his own misery. You’ll never know when you see this man if he’s true, or not, but a married man, that is unholy is a con. He will rip your heart out the day you meet him, or if I say become one of his hoes.

Daughter-Hey dad, where are you going? Mom said that you were going to go to the store can you get me something?
Unholy dad-yeah sure, what do you want?
Daughter-I’ll take a Coke and some chips please
Unholy dad-OK
He leaves to the store looks at his phone is already got hoes, lined up messaging and calling him wanting to know what he’s doing next because he has not been where they are so they’re asking about where his whereabouts are.
He makes up lies as he goes. He’s really good at it while he’s taking a while. He’s getting his work done on the side. And all the while he comes back home and forgets his daughters chips and her Coke must be hard to be an unholy doubt out there forgetting your child’s needs and keeping up with your own. How do you sleep at night?

unholy dad by I slept with your cousin December 29, 2022

unholy shit 

When the bathroom smells really really horrible after you took a dump

Brother: Dude, what the actual fuck did you do in there?!

You: I had an unholy shit

unholy shit by Dutcheh October 14, 2013