unhappy squeeze 

Beat that meat then cry about it

I cried then had an unhappy squeeze

unhappy squeeze by djungy July 13, 2014

Unhappy birthday 

For some reason, this has not been defined on urban dictionary until now.

Anyways, if you are looking for the definition. It's self explanatory (The opposite of happy birthday, used as an insult when it is someone's birthday).

Jacob : Today is my birthday! Will you come to my party?
Micah : Absolutely not, and unhappy birthday!

Unhappy birthday by joecycs November 13, 2021

unhappy trail 

The tuft of hair directly above the asscrack. It is the opposite of the happy trail.

When David went to prison all the anal rapists laughed at the tramp stamp which read "oops" that they could read through his especially hairy unhappy trail.

unhappy trail by Uncle Wink September 4, 2007

unhappy trash 

Is a trash bag that is full of normal trash and puke but doesn't throw it away and then someone goes to throw something in the bag that might cause the entire bag to tip over causing a disgusting mess.

When you puke in a trash bag and someone goes to throw something away on top of it and you go to stop them by saying, "No, don't do that. That's unhappy trash."

unhappy trash by indiekid88 November 10, 2009

Unhappy Trail 

The hair between the belly button and the pubic region of a female.

Dude I was gonna go down on her, but she had an unhappy trail. I couldn't do it.

Unhappy Trail by Buddy1994 January 2, 2018

unhappy new year 

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

unhappy new year by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Unhappy Banana 

It is when you take a sharpie marker and draw a frown face on a banana, then proceed to use it as a sex device without lubrication.

You got your unhappy banana all dirty, Steve.

Unhappy Banana by Uncle Splat January 11, 2023