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Mama Umbridge 

Originally from the Harry Potter fan-made play, "A Very Potter Sequel" (the Sequel to AVPM). Based on the character Dolores Umbridge in the Potter books, it is played by a musculuar man in a dress in the play who claims to be the neww "mama" of Hogwarts. In real life, it is the one straight guy who's female friends take total advantage of him in many different ways.
Female friend: Mama, you wanna go to the school and but me a breast cancer cookie?
Mama Umbridge: Sure, I'll be back in a minute.
-While gone, female friends relinquish Mama's seat to an intimidating looking upper classman- Mama returns with cookies for everyone at the over crowded lunch table-
Mama Umbridge: Hey, what happened to my chair?!?
Female friend: That guy took it.
Mama Umbridge: I'll just stand.
Female Friends: And a very lovin' and carin' Mama he is!
Mama Umbridge by frumpy daughter November 5, 2010

uxbridge massachusetts 

a town that is bossin' the crew.

Uxbridge Ma. 

A former blue collar machine shop and mill town gone upscale.
Golf courses and Pasture Palaces have replaced the farms and woods. A town where people once led authentic real lives in a local area now has become a Yuppie Theme Park with plethoras of McMansions and commuter castles built by commuters to Boston and Providence. A formerly Democratic labor oriented town now Howie Carr country ranting about evil unions and "socialism".
Wow ! I didn't know they had Plantation houses in Massachusetts ! The South has moved Nawth my dear to Uxbridge Ma.

uxbridge high school

a school that is old but not horrible. has a diverse group of people, from gangstas, to sporty kids to losers who spend all their time doing stupid stuff like this (me).

uxbridge 

a town in massachusetts that is lame. The most gangster guy drives a tractor and is named bubba bumpkin biscuit.
uxbridge is filled with so many farms, all we eat is corn and grass
uxbridge by j-rob mad fresh April 10, 2010