tripping my balls off 

Under the extreme influence of a psychedelic substance. The user is most likely seeing open-eye hallucinations(OEV) and possibly having a spiritual moment. Complete loss of connection with reality.

Dude, those shrooms i just ate............wait, what? Oh dude, did you feel that? I'm sending you energy waves by closing my eyelids at you. Dude, it's shaking the whole room. I f*cking hate that lemon, it wants to fight me. I'm so tripping my balls off. F*CK YOU LEMON!!!!!!!

tripping my balls off by Richard the righteous and his lemon September 6, 2006

Trimming The Hedges 

This could be used for men or women. It means to shave the pubic area.

Baby, I ain't nibblin' on your naughty till you trim the goddamn hedges.

Trimming The Hedges by Hard Ass May 22, 2003

Trumping 

shitting your pants and then walking around and denying that you shit your pants even though everyone can clearly tell that you shit your pants, and if anyone accuses you of shitting your pants, you tell them that in fact THEY shit your pants and that this part of some conspiracy against you to fill your pants with shit even though you're simultaneously claiming that there is in fact no shit in your pants. Then, out of misplaced loyalty, about 1/3rd of people convince themselves that somehow you're not obviously lying to everyone and so you then tell these foolish people that it's actually chocolate in your pants and then make them eat your shit in front of you

Person one: what the fuck is that smell?
Person two: ugh somebody's trumping

Trumping by J-coke da killa March 3, 2019

tree trimming party 

A civilized and fancy cocktail party held somewhere around christmas time, where you only invite your favorite friends. Guests are expected to bring a tree ornament to hang on your christmas tree. If a guest was fortunate enough to have been invited last year, he or she is only expected to hang their existing ornament.
Tree trimming party hosts are rumoured to provide their guests with fine wines and spirits, delicious food and lavish special treats with gold trimmings.

"- Hey Peter, do you remember hanging your ornament at Nick and Sarah's tree trimming party last year?
- Yeah! I brought them a gay pride flag ornament! And then Nick showered me with lavish special treats with gold trimmings!
- Wow! Awesome! Can't wait for this year's!
- Are you sure you're invited?"

"- Hey, are you going to Nick and Sarah's christmas party?
- Dude, it's a tree trimming party."

tree trimming party by Claus and Blitzen November 30, 2013

guitar hero tripping 

The distortion of ones vision due to watching the constant scrolling of the guitar hero screen for an extended period of time. Object generally appear to be stretching upward or swirling in a circular pattern.

Yo i just played Psycho Billy Freakout on hard and now im guitar hero tripping my balls off.

guitar hero tripping by Spencer Reilly December 3, 2006

Donald Trumping 

The act of defending your words or actions by talking about how someone in a different and unrelated situation did something else.

I caught her cheating on me, and instead of an explanation, she just kept Donald Trumping about how all my friends cheat.

Donald Trumping by Risaacr October 10, 2016

I'm tripping balls! 

This exclamatory sentence is used by someone “peaking” on a hallucinogenic experience. The statement usually comes after a long period of staring off into space or closely examining an otherwise unremarkable tapestry, or better yet, a complicated music visualization program. For some reason it appears to be psychologically necessary to human beings to alert their companions when they are, in fact, “tripping balls,” lest there be any doubt that the imbiber of a hallucinogenic compound had reached the appropriate “plateau” of the experience.

The statement is usually followed by another long period of stupefied silence.

Whoa man, I'm totally tripping balls...

I'm tripping balls! by Circuitloss July 8, 2005