tonedeff

The fastest rapper alive. (13.5 syl/sec on "The Plague Anthem") Intelligent and often humorous lyrics. His label QN5 sports such acts as CunninLynguists, PackFM, The Plague, and Session.

Tonedeff is and always will be one of the illest MCs ever.

tonedeff by Trevor May 11, 2004

tinned up 

To get shambolically drunk on nothing but cans of beer, typically used by Alpha Males at football matches.

Bill: Want to get tinned up at the football later, Phil?

tinned up by ECV April 2, 2015

honkey tonked 

Wasted check hee hawed

rumplemints, check rumplemints
we drank rumplemints last night and got honkey tonked

honkey tonked by CB mccoy June 26, 2008

Tonnesen 

When you have a threesome on a bench in a public park

I had a tonnesen last night

Tonnesen by Florentino#69 Folkeparken September 6, 2016

towned 

A bastardization of the concatenation of "told" and "owned"

Oh dang...you just got towned.

towned by Chicken October 18, 2004

athletic and toned 

A body type commonly selected on match.com by men who are neither athletic nor toned. If they were honest with themselves they would select "beer belly".

I searched for athletic and toned men on match.com, but all the search results came back with were beer bellied men that didn't even have an attractive face to make up for the lie about their body type.

athletic and toned by graha259 April 2, 2011

Tonneau Cover 

The act of placing sarran wrap on someones face or chest and then deficating upon it so as to get the transfer of heat, with none of the mess.

Man: Would you like a cleveland steamer?
Woman: No thanks, it's too messy.
Man: How aboot the Tonneau Cover?
Woman: Yes, Thank You. I would enjoy that very much!

Tonneau Cover by Angry Pirate45 June 7, 2009