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Tijuana Burner 

The burning feeling a guy gets on his dick from having anal sex with a mexican woman that ate some spicey food
She must have ate a dozen jalapeños because I got the worst Tijuana Burner after doing anal.
Tijuana Burner by DocReveal May 16, 2011

tijuana car wash 

Where you are sliding down a long table and people pour massive amounts of liquor on you and down your throat. The goal is to get you completely wasted.
Billy and his friends were getting Sam wasted by doing a tijuana car wash.

Tijuana Drift

After ejaculating into a condom, proceed to taking it off and turning it inside out, then with brutal force pimp slap your lover with the condom from one end of the face to the other thus creating a drift like mark made soley from baby yogurt.
Greg, I totally tijuana drifted your mom last night, the impact was so hard her face was smoking.

I was going to tijuana drift my woman after i ejaculated, but when i pulled out i realized i didn't have a condom on, talk about a bad night!

Tijuana Car Wash 

The act of lying down and having everyone at a party pour some of their drink on you all at once, then having hard spirits poured into your mouth from the bottle while still on your back. (Most commonly tequila)
- Geoff is getting crazy tonight, he’s keen for a Tijuana Car Wash.

- I can’t do a Tijuana Car Wash tonight, I have a date after this.

Tijuana Bang

Before engaging in sexual intercourse , a man puts a few drops of Tabasco sauce on the head of his penis. Then proceeds to have sex using the Tabasco sauce as a lubricant as well as aphrodisiac.
“What happened to all the Tobasco sauce? Brandi and I tried doing the Tijuana Bang last night. It was hot literally and figuratively.”

“This girl on tinder told me she wanted to to Tijuana Bang. Do I bring the Tabasco or her?”
Tijuana Bang by Fun&Flex October 19, 2019

Tijuana Tacklebox 

When you take leftovers from a resturant (preferable Dennys) and stuff then in a targets mailbox. If possible, it should be done in winter so the leftovers freeze. Repeat as necessary.
Dude, don't eat all your nachos, we gotta run some Tijuana Tackleboxes tonight!
Tijuana Tacklebox by FAWKES123 November 22, 2009