Thicked 

When your friend thinks hes better than he is, and ends up fucking over the whole squad.

"Bro, that asshole just Thicked us."
"Let's ban him, then kill him"

Thicked by Eachmedal7 March 14, 2020

Cubs Tickets 

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".

Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.

Cubs Tickets by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008

Tickety-boo 

Correct, okay

That is just tickety-boo.

Tickety-boo by Dartistic June 16, 2018

ticket proof 

You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.

Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.

Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.

That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.

ticket proof by warnhubb September 23, 2006

Tickelled 

Viscously humping a man until his banjo string hangs by a thread. Usually accompanied by gushings of blood, embarrassment, and shame

Friend 1: 'Why are you limping?'
Friend 2: 'Alice Tickelled me again'

Tickelled by Wasteyman865 January 23, 2015

Fun tickets 

Cash, to have a good time with. Not for bills, rent, groceries, etc.

Sorry guys I spent all my fun tickets on that lap dance.(when it's your turn to buy a round)

Fun tickets by Justin Ehlert January 7, 2004