Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regatta

Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;

Sharpen= lubricate

Battle Oar= one's penis

Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners

Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?

Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)

Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)

Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regatta by Crewman April 29, 2009

Sharpen the Pencil 

Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience

Dude... I just Sharpen the Pencil...

Sharpen the Pencil by Turtlepie November 29, 2016

Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears 

A secluded hang out that few know about. where a man and woman can go to fuck and no one will know and there is usually no one around so you can shit in private.

I'm going to where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears are you coming with me?

Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009