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The Ass-Keteers 

A group of close people, just as you would call The Three Musketeers. However, this is a group of asses, so the group is of two, four, and any number other than zero, one or three.
"Look, it's The Ass-Keteers. They're asses.

The ass end of hard times 

When you feel extremely sick.
His sinus infection was so bad that he said he felt like the ass end of hard times.

Fuck me in the ass day 

Fuck me in the ass day, a day where you can fuck someone in the ass
July 6
Person 1:Hey guys you know what day it is
EVERYONE: ITS FUCK ME IN THE ASS DAY!!!!
Person 1: don’t worry everyone will get there turn

lying out the ass

Whenever people (e. g. car salesmen, politicians, police/security, etc.) say whatever they need to to get you to do what they want
When that salesman said I won a big prize in a contest he was lying out the ass!
lying out the ass by Barry Lemon August 31, 2013

I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass 

More truer words have never been spoken.

Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractive. Instead of only being romantically involved with people of your own race/culture, you find people of all races/cultures equally attractive, so you date people of your culture, in addition to people of other cultures.

I don't limit myself romantically with only one group of people or prejudge anyone. I find everyone beautiful no matter where the person comes from, and that's how it should be imo. As long as you have similar interests, the fact that you come from different backgrounds shouldn't matter.
__________

"I love from butter pecan to black berry molass,
I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass,
Long as you show class and pass my test,
Fat ass and breast, highly intelligent bachelorettes,
Thats the best I won't settle for less,
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex,
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat,
We can park the jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf"
---Lyrics taken from the song "Still not a player" by the rapper Big Pun

talk to the ass! 

A gritty manner of telling someone you don’t give a flying shit about what they’re saying to you.
Why don’t you just talk to the ass!